poon patrol

When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.

by Glory Boy July 24, 2006

Ski Patrol

A person who helps injured people on at a ski area

The ski patroller named Elsa helped me when I broke my leg at Nashoba Valley

by Kev dawg January 22, 2017

patrol

Patrol is a slang term for theft or the act of stealing.

"i just patroled this new pen from that nerd"

by wtc September 20, 2008

Patel

- A common Indian last name, like Smith or Jones

- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income

- Almost always ridiculously smart

- Might own a motel

Look there goes another Dr Patel in his Bentley

by NYCMAN October 21, 2009

border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact

the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality

by mr snatchural June 11, 2007

Uncle Patel

A man from India with a strong accent who excessivly shouts Bull Shit! when things don't go his way.

We took a cab from the airport and the driver was Uncle Patel.

I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.

by Michael Sweebe November 30, 2006

Paw Patrol

Paw Patrol is a cringe show for kids and also a copy of the Transformers: Rescue Bots. Paw Patrol breaks the law of reality, for an example:

Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"

Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died

by Horizon13 June 5, 2021