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sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata
I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.
by dragonsnakelover July 1, 2011
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dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.
"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"
by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008
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pasty

Possibly the best gastonomic treat ever ! As everyone west of the Tamar knows the proper pasty is found in one place only - the lost Celtic country of the Kernow Republic. Never called the "Cornish pasty" in Cornwall - just plain pasty or tatty oggie will surfice. Secret ingredients can be disclosed as chuck steak or skirting, diced tatties, turnip, onion, salt and pepper and sometimes parsley all enclosed in a special formula pastry wrap. The Kernowyon diaspora keep this traditon going around the world especially in America, South Australia, South Africa and Mexico.
Wos'on with they cheap imitations from 'cross the border - let's 'av a proper 'ansome celtic pasty and a dish of tay dreckly !
by Huwall July 10, 2008
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cornish pasty

A small 3 legged animal found out in remote areas of cornwall related closely to haggi (native to scottish highlands). Hunted to near extinction in the 18th century, this animal has now been taken in as an endangered species and bred in undisclosed sanctuaries as the primary ingredient in "cornish pastys". The flavour is often mistaken to that of beef or lamb (although cheap misrepresentations of a true pasty are commonplace).
Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.
by Thrashasaur July 14, 2007
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hot pastrami

1. When you fuck a girl in her ass until it collapses and falls out.

2. When you have anal sex until Rectal prolapse.
I was drunk last night and gave Lisa a hot pastrami, her ass was hanging out like a tail.
by Re-Surch October 2, 2013
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pasty boy

a pasty boy (pron pass-tee, like the food)is an extremley pale little bit chubby lager swilling 'lad about town' so called pasty boy because he has eaten to many and now has man boobs and blubber belly it also come about because he has very pale and pastey skin thus becoming PASTY BOY!!

in winter thank god he wears clothes ( jumpers and ripped jeans)but come summer you can find him in various beer gardens or with his mates on hol in majorca swigging lager wearin obscenley tight swimshorts and with a sunburnt back thinking hes gorgeus trying to pull the ladies.
girl " that guy is checking you out"

other girl " what pasty boy over there euggh please"
by robi123 November 16, 2006
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Pastronomy

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches
I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.
by thehypermom December 3, 2010
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