Parpachoo

When a sneeze is so violent that it makes you fart.

Eric's hayfever was so bad, it resulted in an occasional parpachoo

by Covadongato August 28, 2017

Panphonym

N. A word containing all five vowels a e i o and u. From Greek pan + phon + nym

Iouea, a genus of sea-sponge, with all five vowels, the name is a panphonym .

by Sed Peccamus October 19, 2017

parkhole

An asshole who takes up two parking spots with one car

Because of that parkhole, I can't fit my car in that parking spot

by tsmitty31 November 12, 2017

parchok

a small park/public garden

The weather is really nice! Let's go to parchok and have a picnic!

by polonium_defines July 19, 2018

Parch Accout

Ferocious bird that’s a cross between a Partrige and Acorn Woodpecker

Yuns best watch out fur that parch accout whiles you sleep theys pluck them peepers right out of the hole

by Tricky dick rick December 15, 2018

Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019