paramongia

Paramongia is the constant fear that some object or objects resemble an among us character, in most instances having red color.

Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.

by Nem_ February 22, 2021

Paramount and pounce

When you're just trying to watch something on Paramount+ and someone just pounces on your ass.

"They invited me over to their dorm room to watch a movie, put something on Paramount, and then jumped all over me."

"They paramount and pounced me!"

by fbmtoo November 16, 2021

ParaMattKoopa Lolking

a stupid idiot who drinks sprite and makes music

Stop being such a ParaMattKoopa Lolking

by ParaMattKoopaLolking December 8, 2022

Cyber Paramour

A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.

"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

FUCK PARAMOUNT

The words you hear whenever Paramount takes down an AI Sponge stream

AI Sponge followers: Time for some comedy gold
*Paramount takes down the AI Sponge stream*
AI Sponge followers: FUCK PARAMOUNT

by NepgearAfficionado June 29, 2023

Panama Caboose

An violent act in which the Cuban Necktie (Panama) is combined with a Cleveland Steamer (Caboose).

Carlos, spurred by his desire to quickly climb the ladder, decided to step it up a notch and take out a rival drug lord by giving him a Panama Caboose.

by cheesewheezy June 4, 2009

Pajamic

A general feeling of laziness or malaise which usually results in wearing one's pajamas for an extended period of time.

In spite of the promise of free drinks and rampant scoring, I didn't go to the kegger because I was feeling rather pajamic due to my exploits from the previous night.

by mosura82 January 11, 2010