Pandora Prophecy

When you are really hoping something happens and then a song comes on Pandora that is lyrically the same as what you are hoping for.

You: I hope that he and I are going to be friends.

Pandora: "We're Going to be Friends - The White Stripes"

You: Shit, I hope that was a Pandora Prophecy

by hippocrite of cos April 8, 2011

Pandora's Box

When you microwave your fuckn weed and then open the microwave.

"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Pandora's Box

The combination of thinking inside the box and outside the box

how I personally think about the situation is on pandora's box

by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021

pandarised dog

when you put mascara on a dalmation and it goes in a river. When it comes out it can officially be called a pandarised dog.

OMG look at my dog he's completely pandarised!!
Yeah he's a pandarised dog alright!

by hehehahalolz(Y) April 30, 2009

pandroid

an android specifically designed and programmed to sexually stimulate and please humans regardless of gender.

In a future adult-oriented setting:
“You should reserve some time with our TB-6938. This pandroid can easily get both of you off at the same time!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

pandhre

Very nice girl , she is very choosey between people , but yet the most attractive girl . She is very beautiful and yet dosen't like romance , and dosen't understand dirty jokes , you should kiss a bot who calls you pandhre

Marry the boy who call you pandhre

I wanna marry you , cause you are pandhre

by BABYgreat December 13, 2021

pandermonium

What generally happens at a gathering of Democrats (US) or generally any political party of progressives after they've spent several decades pandering to special-interest groups for cheap votes, and the chickens finally come home to roost. Typically what will happen is that during electioneering, all these special-interest groups (Black Lives Matter, Black Panthers, Feminists, Communists, Socialists, Islamic radicals, Palestinians, ISIS, etc) will crawl out of the woodwork to vie for a bigger slice of the pie and will start attacking and killing each other, stomping on the country's flag, destroying property, etc., all resulting in complete and utter chaos and pandemonium. This ridiculous spectacle will be broadcast for all to see just how bad progressives and their policies are, thus ironically torpedoing their chances of winning the election. Derived from "to pander" which is a defining characteristic of progressive political parties, and "pandemonium".

Did you see this year's Democratic National Convention?? It was total pandermonium all around!

by hellznrg July 29, 2016