purple ninja panda

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's

In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda

by bobtheghost21 August 22, 2009

poor man's pancake

White buttered toast with maple syrup.

Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.

by Yammerton February 6, 2010

Sitting on Pancakes

A popular figure of speech used to accuse or otherwise brand someone as being a liar. Often used when someone is conducting mysterious, shady business or they are trying to hide the truth.

Nick: "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
Salmen: "Nothing much."
Nick: "Do you want to hang out then?"
Salmen: "I can't."
Nick: "Why not?"
Salmen: "I'm busy."
Nick: "You have to stop sitting on pancakes man."
Salmen: "I'm not!"
Nick: "I can see the syrup running down your pants."

by Lamb bo March 9, 2011

Panda

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)

And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)

by Ingy December 31, 2007

Guatemalan Pancake

A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.

Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"

by pLUSpISTOL December 1, 2010

flat as a pancake

When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps.

Jenny stuffs her bra because she's as flat as a pancake. Even though she doesn't need a bra.

by The Reagonator February 5, 2009

Chicken Curry Pancake

English Slang for a girl of south asian descent who in appearance is quite desirable, and worth having sexual relations with. Dresses like a normal person, doesn't wear the burkha which makes her look like a walking postbox.

Horatio - "You seen that asian girl over there?"
Tarquin - "Which one, that one wearing those stupid rags and who smells like shit, or the little Chicken Curry Pancake?"

by Crackabiss September 15, 2010