Pwned In the Face

To be shot in the face with bodily fluids.

That ho got pwned in the face last night.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Pwned to the max

to be pwned to the most a person can possibly be pwned. pwned being another word for owned.. with a typo.

"-Holly just pushed me over and then threw poo at my head....
-Rozie, you got pwned to the max!"

by Rozzz October 9, 2008

pwned that n00b

when you totally own someone at a game or other event. The loser is the n00b.

I pwned that n00b Joey at Mario Kart.

by americanidol417 November 22, 2006

Pwned In the Face

A term orginating in Rochester(Greece), New York. It is used one an enemy in a video game has been shot in the face with a firearm. It can also be used to describe someone taking an injury to the face. Finally it can also describe the act of bukkake.

Hey look at Rob, he got pwned in the face by that baseball bat!

by Fei Hong Chan III February 17, 2005

Pwned by Family Values

A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.

1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?

can't,im getting pwned by family values.

you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

fuck you!

2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"

haha, you stupid bitch

by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009

pwned by n00bshop

To be beaten by another player, usually of inferior quality. Also can be used for losing to a team contained within a neophyte-frequented server. Also see wordpwned/word and wordn00bshop/word

He lost to a one-week-old player, and thus was pwned by n00bshop.

by Trafton September 9, 2003

pwned sideways

To be totally and utterly screwed (literally or metaphorically) in all possible conceivable dimensions.

That dude was pwned sideways

by Pwnsw November 22, 2007