Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 03, 2010

positively vile

A saying to describe disgust in something, mainly used by the fake upper class or people that live in London

"This cake is positively vile" Joe exclaimed.

by Jokesis October 12, 2013

Azhdaha Position

When a girl uses her mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, omanko, and oshiri to bonk 7 guys and the girl resembles Azhdaha with the guys being the pillars.

Emily was so horny that she did the azhdaha position with 7 guys all at once.

by WizardxZhongli July 21, 2022

Plow position

A complicated yoga pose my mannnnnn

“Did you go to yoga last night man?”
“Nah what happened?”
“We was doin the plow position.”

“I’m so sore mannnnnn.”

by Ryecca February 28, 2018

John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

The pyramid position

Sex position in which two individuals kneel and a third stands- individual standing receives traditional oral and anallingus at the same time.

-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....

by Suchasomeone April 20, 2021

Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray April 05, 2016