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sex popsicle

A really hot sexy guy. So hot you might wanna lick him. Like popsicle.
Damn, Ethan is so hot! He's a total sex popsicle!
by Dubl E October 15, 2011
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Canadian popsicle

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)
Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019
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Delaware Chocolate popsicle

The act of Butt hole penetration (hers) via fingers and having women lick them. Or suck on them if you want to give a vanilla swirl cream in her mouth first or after
guy 1: "Hey did you hear, she apparently has a taste for Delaware chocolate posicle's,"

guy 2: "eww shes dirty"

Delaware Chocolate popsicle
by Matty Zizzle February 24, 2009
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Polish Popsicle

when a really awesome or dumb girl tells you to cum inside of her with a condom on, who proceeds to take the condom off and slurps all of the jizzum out, or onto into herself, whether its her mouth, face, esophagus and/or stomach.
Hey guys, last night this dumb ass bitch wanted to take a Polish Popsicle, so I came into my condom and dripped that shit all down her face and mouth!!!!
by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010
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Flaming popsicle

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it
dude she gave me a flaming popsicle
by guy June 1, 2004
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Man Juice Popsicle

When you take you jizz or semen and freeze it and then eat it like a popsicle.
Jason and Jeff both shared a Man Juice popsicle made by Blake. What fags.
by BlakeP August 7, 2008
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let's blow this popsicle stand!

Legend has it that this term was first coined in the 1940's by a Jamaican named Antoine Cleo. Antoine Cleo believed that filling the area of a popsicle with deadly radiation, could be used against certain countries as biological warfare. He believed that the radiation had certain brainwashing chemicles inside of it and that placing the popsicles at stands at random areas could allow more people to buy the popsicles, thus was his plan for world domination.

However, his plans were soon foiled when a strange cult called the Kindred Spirits (The Cult leader was Later identified as a man named Dushka Deshvky) blew up all the popsicle stands in America, including killing the perpetrator, Antoine Cleo.

"Lets blow this popsicle stand" was then started as an inside joke between 4 teenagers, then it spread throughout the United States, the phrase from then on meant, "Lets get out of here fast, before something bad happends to us."

Now maybe after hearing this, we can walk away a little wiser about what this phrase means.
Source: Evil minds of the 1900's.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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