Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

by Heptagon July 17, 2016

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.

thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.

by calama February 6, 2017

poopause

when you are in mid-sentence and have to stop to go poop because you are close to turtle head

I was explaining to my friends how my date went, gave a quirky face, grabbed my bum and ran to the bathroom, took a poopause, and when I came back, I continued the conversation exactly where I left off

by scubasteve19 January 5, 2018

Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.

I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic

by Sexystavros October 22, 2020

poopakuto

A funny name meant in a fabulously poopy way.

I love cup poopakuto.

by Cup Poopakuto April 22, 2021

Poopachopa

A poop man in the forest

I saw poopachopa in the woods

by Mika & Lotus, the Nightmares November 4, 2022