Exit polling

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy

Can I interest you in a little exit polling?

by Twitty22 March 30, 2007

straw poll

An extremely unorganized form of voting, usually used by self-appointed leaders when they don't have the desire to actually consider what the group wants but need to make it look like it was a majority decision.

Intramural captain: "Okay dudes, who can make it Monday to practice? Quick straw poll!" (two people out of thirty raise their hands)
Captain: "Monday it is!"
Guy #1: "90% didn't vote."
(Captain shoots Guy #1 in the face.)

by Col. Hans Landa October 4, 2011

trolley poll

the pole that comes from trolley's, it is the bit you puch, you get it by putting the trolley on the side and jumping on the trolley just below where the pole connects to the trolley, it is incredibly light and easy to conceal. but it packs a great deal of punch and will knock out your opponent. very popular in Australia

"man did you hear that dickhead ed got the shit beaten out of him?"
"yeah i heard he got poled in the head by matt"
"yeah matt knocked him out, i saw ed strumbling around like 30 minutes after it happened, he was fucked"
"yeah trolley polls are deadly"

by F"crack"J September 21, 2005

Poll Tax

Used to describe a an act oral sex performed on a man of Thatcherist Economic Belief before full intercourse

Maggie: I want you in me bigboy, now!
Luke: Calm down dear, first you must pay some poll tax.

by TomisGod November 25, 2007

Pilly Willy

When one has consumed too many ecstasy pills and therefore an erection cannot be achieved, resulting in no craic-at-all flaccidness.

''Sorry Charlene, I took way too many yokes in Club Hell tonight, just cant get it up, fuckin Pilly Willy.''

''You and YOUR PILLS!!''

by Martin Lynn February 6, 2014

pollinas

Term referring to the size of a man's nipples that can be described as 'circus freak'.

It took my buddy a long time to grow nipple pubes thick enough to keep his pollinas warm.

by Vera Vag March 19, 2004

Pollygop

A person who is brain-dead, or a complete nut-case. Could be used for zombies too.

Billie: That person over there's so... so... what's the word?
Lola: He's a pollygop, he completely mad.

Zombies are such pollygops, because they can't think really.

by greendayobssesion November 30, 2011