Pleasure Measure

The length of a man's pleasure center; i.e. penis.

Did you hear about Mark's pleasure measure? It's absolutely huge!

by Jack of all Beanstalks October 17, 2010

Pleasure Pickle

A big, Green, Food sometimes used by girls for pleasurable means

Girl: I shoved a pleasure pickle up my who-ha.
Man: What the fuck is wrong with you, whore?

by Picklicious August 24, 2009

Pleasure Seizure

When you are fucking, fingering, eating, fisting, titty fucking, or giving rim so freaking good that your partner uncontrollably shakes with there mouth wide open while rapidly blinking then cums. After one of these the person who has had the pleasure seizure would not be able to speak for 5 seconds after the seizure.

Zach: I heard you fucked heather

Young Curt: Yea i gave that bitch a pleasure seizure! swag woop

Zach: You video tape it?

Young Curt: not this time :/ woop

by dirtycut69 November 6, 2011

The Pleasure Zone

You call that an acting career?

"ITS THE PLEASAAA ZOOONNNEEE!!!!" - what a fag.

by Negger July 31, 2004

delicious pleasure

A pleasure so mind numbingly, body shaking-ly, Nerve firing-ly amazing that all orifices on your body ejaculate at once. This is a phenomenon usually seen by a masturbatrix. Or a skanky white girl who has her hymen shattered by a well hung black man.

"yo yo i totally gave it to that skanky white girl last night, courtney."

"ya, was she so stretched that she couldnt walk"

"well, ill tell u this much, her vagina was makin more noise than her mouth"

"wow, what did it say?"

"it said if i dont give it delicious pleasure again, it was gonna rape my empty eyesockets after a group of woodland creatures tore out my eyeballs and peed in my eye cavities"

"Thats straight up kinky nigga."

by Des 'wayne orangejello October 27, 2008

pleasure rooms

A place where chavs go to hang out inject themselfs with meth or take some e-pills. Located somewhere in Merseyside. You will often find a 40 year old white man on stage pretending to be a rapper (Just leave him to do his thing he'll get tired and go home eventually).

"I went to pleasure rooms the other night it was dead boss except for sum old twat shouting over the songs calling it "rap" ".

by Paul o August 6, 2006

Lezza pleasure

Pleasurable sensations and arousal experienced by women through acts of lesbian love. Generally refers to an orgasm experienced between two or more lesbians.

Lezza 1: "Oooooh! Ooooo! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ohhhh!!!"
Lezza 2: "Oh, Im cumming, I'm cumming, Ah! Ah! Oooooooh!"
Lezza 3: Wipes her chin after adminstering lezza pleasure.

by Mosboss October 25, 2009