In computers, a printer is a device that accepts text and graphic output from a computer and transfers the information to paper, usually to standard size sheets of paper. Printers are sometimes sold with computers, but more frequently are purchased separately. Printers vary in size, speed, sophistication, and cost. In general, more expensive printers are used for higher-resolution color printing.
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"Bro that's what printers do"
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To guard the printer at work.
When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.
You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.
Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.
You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.
Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"
Office Girl 2- "So what?"
Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
Office Girl 2- "So what?"
Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
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My manager noticed me holding a printer vigil today; he is becoming suspicious that I am looking for a better job.
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Did you see Victoria Beckham's ring? Yep, and I pinned it on my Pinterest jewelry board. You are a straight Pinterestazzi.
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