dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

by Rufus B. May 22, 2008

lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.

"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."

by Melissanthrope March 1, 2010

Conversation Pirate

Someone who is always taking over a conversation that they were not originally part of. The person is within earshot when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects a comment designed to derail the conversation so that all attention is then upon them. Usually they follow this up with even louder and more outrageous jibberish.

Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once!
Curt: But I got syphilis....
Curt: I gave it to Hank last night.
Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate!
Conversation dies.

by Excnn March 26, 2011

Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

dirt piñata

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.

I went to stuff it in steph's ass last night but instead I got the dirt piñata.

by Tokay444 October 30, 2015

Sad Piñata

It's when you hang someone (most possibly yourself) near bar or pub where people have fun and ruin their good time. But hey, now there's piñata anyway.

-Hey Tom, let's go out to that bar behind the corner.
-Naah bruh, it's closed after that sad piñata.

by SadPiñata October 15, 2020

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

by Sexydimma January 3, 2015