palcoholic

Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.

Watch out for Joe--he's a real palcoholic when the Niners lose.

by Crawdad Nelson November 4, 2016

Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.

Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD

by KST18 May 6, 2009

paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.

I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.

by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005

padoofass

lesbien sex when Nathan is inculded in some way, shape, or form

Me, Robin, and Lisa are gonna have some hot padoofass later.

by Nathan July 4, 2003

padoche

A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.

That car is a PADOCHE!

by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

by drummeur March 31, 2010