S.T.E.P.

A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.

It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.

Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.

Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."

Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."

Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"

S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."

by California Cop January 3, 2008

B.P.O.E.

An acronym meaning Biggest Prick On Earth or Biggest Pricks on Earth, typically refering to a despicable or a despised person or group rather than someone with a large penis. B.P.O.E. is derived from the acronym for the Benign Protective Order of Elks, a fraternal organization.

The bouncers over at Sasha's joint are strictly B.P.O.E., dude.

by Tunmy AuGratin March 2, 2006

P.O.E.

acronym.

pills over everything

"Yo man, did you check out crazy e's new tattoo?"
"He got P.O.E., pills over everything, nigga!"

by Jon Benet January 21, 2009

P.I.E.

Porn Is Everything

Dad: hey son what are you doing on the internet?

Son: looking at some P.I.E.

by Imlookingatsomepie July 7, 2010

E.P.V.

Extensive phallus vitality (E.P.V.) is a biological phenomenon that occurs when human males become extremely sexually aroused. It has been found that confidence in these male specimens become Chad like in nature, "To say they are irresistible is an understatement," stated by Dr. Angela Hill from Golden Valley Private Academy.

Doctor: What are you in here for?
Me: I think I got E.P.V.
Doctor: You can't contract what you don't have.
Me: Damn that's some E.P.V. right there

by BalzonDawalz April 5, 2019

e p i c

e p i c is usually used when something is epic and chill, and most typically used when the user has no idea what to do to the sentence

“o no me died-ed”
“e p i c”
“O kool me mom bot me ps4”
“e p i c”
e p i c

by zapthebird August 19, 2019

E P I C C

E P I C C is a cursed way to say epic in a text, you only say it when someone says "Bruh".

E P I C C

by SlovicUnion July 31, 2020