Plantation Owner

Someone who either, with or without intent, bosses other people around. Applicable especially when one does a favour for another and the person doing the favour is governed and 'bossed' around by the person asking for the favour. In essence, a person is treated like a slave or bitch by the 'Plantation owner'. Derived from the days of slavery in the Southern parts of the United States.

As a favour to Jimmy, I intially only agreed to help him sell tickets to his first gig at the local bar. After that, he asked me to stick up posters... then he asked me to hand out flyers... then he asked me for a sales update... then he told me who I should be targeting my sales to... then he asked me to ask others to help him sell tickets... then he asked if I could drive him to his gig... then he asked me to help set up the stage... then he asked me to...at which point, I said to Jimmy 'Hey, Plantation Owner! do I fucking look black to you?'

by JJJJJL August 10, 2006

owned

word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.

I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in {ChuN00b}clan. Wanna get on IRC?

by Jonathan Wilson November 19, 2004

Owned

1) To defeat in a spectacular way or fashion
2) To be of extremely high quality

1) You just got owned!
2) That movie owned!

by Moses48 March 19, 2007

ownij

See "ownage"

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009

Owine Fucks Swines

When a Example:Owine fucks a swine it means a kid named Example:Owine has anal sex with a pig after hypocritically accuses someone of masturbating a dog

Guy 1: Man Example: Owine fucks swines right?
Guy 2: what did Example: Owine do to you?
Guy 1: said I jerk off dogs the thick-head.

by therandomguyontheinternet35463 December 5, 2019

kuh-owned

similar to owned, but on a higher, awesomer level. Trademarked by Zach and Ash.

"omg. my head totally just got blown off in gta."
"KUH-OWNED!"

by Ashley Simon December 16, 2007