Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.

'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'

by Lynboi October 11, 2015

Organic Backpacking

Backpacking without planning and letting the world take you around. By doing this, you will experience and see things that doesn't happen often.

An organic backpacking trip in Europe.

by nonameafterall March 31, 2015

organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Organic Lawnmower

When you viciously yank anal beads out of a person's anus, as if you're starting a lawnmower.

I gave her an Organic Lawnmower and she slapped my dick off.

by AnalYanker November 28, 2017

Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.

He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.

by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023

organic strange

An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.

Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder

by FriendOrFlake June 13, 2016

Organic Douche

One person who constantly bitches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.

Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."

by FrankNoWar January 20, 2014