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Oliver

The only name any male British person has. He is a fat chode with 2 legs and a voice box. He blows at sports, and has an annoying English accent.
Liz: Good game Oliver!!!
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)
by Oliver Suckonadick June 7, 2011
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large prehistoric snail which feasts on rabid babies in order to assist the humans in the babies' disposal.
"holy shit look at that oliver devour that small child!"
by oliver93 February 28, 2010
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Oliver is a guy that is 2 chill. he is addicted to path of exile and olivers tend to never get good computers when they say they will.
*Oliver walks in*
CAN YOU CHILL?
*Shocks the meta*
by shockthemeta September 21, 2016
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A very tall but very nice person; always nice to talk to and hang out with. They are usually very into midgets and love Canada.
oliver: "what do u call a midget crossed with a computer?"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"
by Aphidorfloor December 5, 2010
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a kid who does bad in school, is outshined by someone close to them in every thing imaginable, and often is a ginger.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.
Oliver, your brother beats you at everything.
by xbox234 March 14, 2009
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A little russian man whore who likes to bang marci and make fun of his innocent classmates who have bubble problems
that man whore was being mean to that girl in his class, he is SUCH an Oliver
by gkdlajfkjka February 3, 2009
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Oliver is a loyal friend that is normally quite violent but in times of need Oliver can be very sweet and comforting.

Oliver is usually quite intellectual and will beat you in any test even with the least amount of studying completed. Oliver’s normally don’t have many friends but the people Olivers are friends with are lucky and will always share a close bond to Oliver and don’t realise how close their bond is until Oliver is no longer there.

Oliver is usually quite tall and towers over most of his peers

Oliver will normally have a slender body and is very athletic and fit.

Oliver’s are normally extremely attractive but are also quite playful with people they like or adore.

Oliver’s normally go through rough times and bottle things up until they are about to explode.

Oliver’s will have a very nice sexual body and their offspring is normally the exact same in many ways to their parents.

Oliver has a very quick sense of humour and normally makes people laugh with ease but sometimes they end up laughing at their own joke when no one else is.

Oliver’s will have quite a few secret admirers that wish they had the guts to speak to him.

Oliver is that kind of person that you should never let go of as doing so could make you regret it for the rest of your life.
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by Oliver is twisty November 13, 2018
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