Oliver

The only name any male British person has. He is a fat chode with 2 legs and a voice box. He blows at sports, and has an annoying English accent.

Liz: Good game Oliver!!!
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)

by Oliver Suckonadick June 7, 2011

oliver

large prehistoric snail which feasts on rabid babies in order to assist the humans in the babies' disposal.

"holy shit look at that oliver devour that small child!"

by oliver93 February 28, 2010

Oliver

Oliver is a guy that is 2 chill. he is addicted to path of exile and olivers tend to never get good computers when they say they will.

*Oliver walks in*
CAN YOU CHILL?
*Shocks the meta*

by shockthemeta September 21, 2016

Oliver

A very tall but very nice person; always nice to talk to and hang out with. They are usually very into midgets and love Canada.

oliver: "what do u call a midget crossed with a computer?"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"

by Aphidorfloor December 5, 2010

Oliver

a kid who does bad in school, is outshined by someone close to them in every thing imaginable, and often is a ginger.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.

Oliver, your brother beats you at everything.

by xbox234 March 14, 2009

Oliver

A little russian man whore who likes to bang marci and make fun of his innocent classmates who have bubble problems

that man whore was being mean to that girl in his class, he is SUCH an Oliver

by gkdlajfkjka February 3, 2009

Oliver

A bloody legend who is a savage and kicks ass in fights

Step back guys it’s a Oliver

by The Bloody Legend Himself January 25, 2020