oyster kiss

When a man cums in the mouth of his partner who then kisses him.

"and this dirty bitch tried to give me an oyster kiss"

by Frank March 2, 2003

Creek oyster

When you cum on a girls stomach and then suck it out of her belly button

My girlfriend wouldn't let me come in her so I came on her stomach. I creek oystered it and then gave her a kiss.

by BIGSOUTH May 15, 2013

Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013

oyster party

a party and/or gathering in which the number of females outnumbers the number of males

it was a real oyster party over there

by 123bananas456 November 20, 2016

Oyster Bay

A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.

Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.

by Roberto Mucho March 9, 2020

foul oyster

1. any thing or person which affects the senses negatively.

2. a process of wetting multiple fingers, forming both hands to resemble an oyster shell, and placing said "oyster shell" to another's face, while inserting both index fingers into the victim's ear canals. A.K.A. the double wet-willy.

1. What a foul oyster.

2. Andy just gave Mario another foul oyster!

by The Party Police December 22, 2007

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015