Opposite

Something that is as different as possible from something else.

Billy: Your mother straight
Joe: Um ok
Billy: Its opposite day
Joe: fucking end me

by chiqennugget October 14, 2018

Opportunitang

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

Opposite Identity Politics

When a Straight White Male™️ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.

"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."

by The_Flying_Nun April 1, 2019

opposum sex

A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked hard enough.

After 10 years of marriage, the only sex she has with me is opposum sex.

by erocko August 23, 2007

opposite sex repellent

anything that scares away the opposite sex

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!

by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009

equal opportunity enjoyer

an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".

Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.

by ladybugxxvii April 17, 2009

equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life

Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody

by BMoney March 11, 2005