Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

Nuke China

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave

"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"

by Tree Waifu June 02, 2021

fard nukes

gru can use them when he does the 😤 emoji
(Caution: fard nukes can cause intense fard spamming)

gru is going to send fard nukes to your home

by calebfard July 14, 2023

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

The Axis Nuke

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.

x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.

by That Guy who Informs July 08, 2016

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.

I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.

by JZoll October 02, 2015