strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

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nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

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Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce

Owen Babbington-ellis is such a virgin nonce

by BIGDIK101 February 08, 2019

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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

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Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky

"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"

by DominicCummings September 01, 2022

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