Nonce Scence

Being aware of nonces in your local area and knowing which celebrities are nonces.

"Im talking nonce scence"
"That liitle boy was thinking nonce scence"

by Adam Clarke August 6, 2004

Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

nonconformist

An oxymoron since people who try to be nonconformists tend to conform to a "guideline" of nonconformity. As you can see, this makes no sense whatsoever.

That nonconformist bought some trendy studded pants from Hot Topic and a bunch of buttons which he pinned to his bookbag, thus causing him to look and dress just like a hundred-thousand other nonconformists.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

Ponce-nonce

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.

Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?

by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005

nonce

Someone who touches minors

“Max your dad sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he’s on the chase the silly nonce”

by MrTinyKnob March 8, 2021

noncee

the victim on the receiving end of a nonce. even if within relationship. eg someone two years older than you. also, dj guest.

person1: omg i can’t believe daniel has done it again.

person2: i know, i feel so bad for the noncee

by hng January 24, 2021