Non zero

A number to describe an amount that actually exists even though you'd prefer noone called you on your bullshit.

She - "Hey, you were drunk as shit last night, how many shots did you have?"

He- "A non zero amount'

by shitcakes69 November 6, 2020

Non-Sexual

Most things you search on Urbdic but like the word cheesecake it was sexualised

Cheesecake is non-sexual but also sexual

by Kayla Bayla June 16, 2021

non-happy

n. The phrase when you're too unhappy to say unhappy properly

"What's the antonym of 'happy'?"
"Non-happy"

by TT-TT November 21, 2021

non-competition object show

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.

We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!

by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2023

non-pro

Someone who is not a professional prostitute or escort.

I am looking for a young woman, non-pro, who I can come to a mutually beneficial relationship with.

by Lisa Urgus October 27, 2007

non-thinker

a person whose decision making shows an complete absence of common sense and or intelligence, but shows an abundance of ignorance and stupidity

people who are unemployed but actively try to have children, thats an example non-thinker

by nicole nice July 23, 2009

non-gay man love

affection between male acquaintances, that is in no way homosexual

also know as NGML

guy 1 - "man I love you"
guy 2 - "I love you too!"
guy 1 - "looks like a case of non-gay man love"

by sluggaa November 6, 2010