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Noise King

An Applications Engineer named Juan who has mastered all things noise.
You are in the presence of the Noise King
by E0dn2r August 29, 2021
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Background Noise

A television show / movie you’ve seen enough times that you know the plot by heart and it no longer requires active attention to follow, so you watch it while you’re completing other quiet activities, to fill the room with some kind of noise.
Friend: Hey, I thought we were going to study, why is Friends/Seinfield/The Office/Parks and Rec on?
You: I’m not watching it, it’s just background noise, let’s study!
by InspectorVega June 26, 2019
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Vantablack noise

Vantablack noise is a type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.

One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.

Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up
by Bingchillingggg January 8, 2023
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General-Noise

General-Noise is the combined background sound of a bustling place, where individual noises blend together, making it hard to distinguish them. It's common in lively urban environments, adding to the energetic atmosphere. General-Noise represents the overall auditory impression rather than specific sounds.
I am unable to hear you over all this General-Noise.
I love to put on some good General-Noise while I go to sleep.
As I stepped into the bustling city square, the General-Noise of traffic, chatter, and street performers filled my ears.
by ethxnpxres42 July 31, 2023
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Red Noise

A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".
"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"

"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
by Addyct July 13, 2019
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Vantablack noise

Vantablack noise is a hypothetical type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.

One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.

Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up
by Bingchillingggg January 8, 2023
mugGet the Vantablack noisemug.

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