Skip to main content

noise trading

when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance
I just took a huge hit from that trade! I've learned my lesson not to do noise trading anymore.
by aMat13 April 26, 2011
mugGet the noise tradingmug.

Noise King

An Applications Engineer named Juan who has mastered all things noise.
You are in the presence of the Noise King
by E0dn2r August 29, 2021
mugGet the Noise Kingmug.

Sexy noises

Noises that are byproducts of arousal. Not really moans or anything, just noises that are hot.
"Oh yeah man she was making them sexy noises last night when I pleasured her."
by breatbill9 September 12, 2017
mugGet the Sexy noisesmug.

ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
mugGet the ninja noisemug.

white noised

Being completely blitzed or drunk.

When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
by der Herzog March 10, 2012
mugGet the white noisedmug.

Noise Child

Usually given to name someone that plays loud music and is Australian.
Man, that guy is such a Noise Child
by Psychosisium November 26, 2016
mugGet the Noise Childmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email