Ten Column Proofs

To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.

I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!

by AshtonBigBoi February 11, 2019

100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020

Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.

Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Homer-Proof

Only one simple step is usually given. Where Idiot-proof isn't enough. Its as simple as pulling a Tab, sitting down, eat, sleeping.

Are you sure this is idiot-proof?

I more than that, its Homer-proof and you definitely can't go wrong with that.

by VeeZee07 July 31, 2020

tilt-proof

Downfall

Downfall is the most tilt-proof individual in League of Legends and that is why he is honor level 5.

by Saiyan Mike September 7, 2020

Bomb-proof

To be be immune to almost every possible jumpscare where one would barely flinch, if at all.

I nearly crapped myself playing that game, yet here you are breezing through it. You're so bomb-proof!

by The Amazing Meh-man June 2, 2017

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.

Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.

by bushleaguers August 15, 2016