dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)

Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.

by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.

That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.

by The Well Logger March 1, 2017

Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire

bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok

by samuel1234a August 12, 2021

dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

dutch member

When a woman farts on your dick during anal.

We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.

by Jojosskul December 13, 2014

Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.

Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.

by Seaeye June 30, 2022

Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.

Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.

by Ajacied June 20, 2020