nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

pretty please

An irresistible way for a girl to say please. Also featured in a pornographic movie between Lexi Belle and her fictitious sugar daddy.

Lexi Belle: "Pretty please daddy, cum in my mouth!"

by Urban Jerk April 29, 2011

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

nougat, please

A nougat interpretation of "N**ger, please." Can be used in place of the racial slur, specifically by mormons. It is also used on door signs when someone needs privacy.

Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)

Jon: Can I come in, or are you fucking Tammy right now?
Tim: Nougat, please!

CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.

by clairedorman April 20, 2010

child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off

"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"

by childpleasejester August 26, 2009

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

Please, Bitch

A phrase when something is considered "gay" or just plain stupid.

Roberts wearing a pink scarf! -please, bitch

Oh my gizzle! -please, bitch

by ktlovesyou December 7, 2010