Neuro-Bullshit

Neurological terms, photos of brains, or other brain scientific imagery, language, or concepts used to persuade an audience of people who are not neuroscientists.

The guy made a claim we were supposed to believe and then to convince us he just started spouting a lot of neuro-bullshit about the brain.

by Human Peacocking May 30, 2024

Neurodiversatile

A sexual partner who switches between top and bottom, driven by pervasive novelty seeking behaviour stemming from an intrinsic dopamine deficiency in the pre-frontal cortex. They can be expected to miss social cues during pillow talk.

Man, Tyler really puts the stim in stimulating… judging by last night I think he must be neurodiversatile

by Ginny-Ann June 12, 2024

Neurocunt

Individual whose neurological divergence manifests as them being a cunt.

It can't be helped, he's a neurocunt.

by Tevvy Bear June 13, 2024

Neurobasic

Someone who's not neurotypical.

Atrioc is so boring, he's neurobasic

by asodpjkaposdjap June 14, 2024

neuro-fluoro

adjective - A non-clinical, light-hearted word for neurodivergent or neurodiverse.

Having or relating to a neurodivergent disorder or condition (such as autism, ADHD, dyslexia, OCD, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder or Tourette's Syndrome).

An alternative to the more commonly-used 'neuro-spicy' and 'neuro-sparkly', coined by autistic stand-up comedian, JD Zamora.

My neuro-fluoro brain gets easily overstimulated by loud noises, bright lights, and itchy clothes.

Don't worry about me doodling during the meeting; it's just a neuro-fluoro stim to help me concentrate.

by gris_lightning July 1, 2024

neurodegenerate

Someone who has completely fried their dopamine receptors through excessive internet use, memes, and highly specific hyperfixations. Often found organizing their entire life through intricate spreadsheets or Notion templates while simultaneously forgetting to eat breakfast and lunch.

Neurodegen for short.

"I spent six hours last night organizing my anime figures by hair color and writing a 20-page analysis of background characters' clothing choices. Total neurodegenerate behavior."

"Yeah I have 47 browser tabs open about Victorian doorknobs right now, my neurodegenerate brain won't let me close them until I've memorized everything."

by cyberdegen November 20, 2024

neuRologicalLY INept

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by Mongolian Enthusiast December 8, 2024