Gosh.. all that nelsobradley guy ever talks about are his ciboys and sheep. I think I'm starting to like them too now.
by nelso May 9, 2005
Get the nelsobradley mug.an unofficial wrestling maneuver of unknown origins that consists of one person restraining another by positioning their face in your armpit. Widely considered to be one of the best demoralizing acts that can be performed on a rowdy acquaintance or a younger sibling. The "smelly nelson" could be placed in a similar category as other demoralizing acts such as wedgies, noogies, swirlies, monkey bites, charlie horses, and purple nurples.
My younger brother Jack tattled on me for sneaking beers out of the fridge so i promptly put him in a smelly nelson to teach him a lesson.
by zparadise July 12, 2010
Get the Smelly Nelson mug.Dude I got her in a Chuck Nelson Last night. Bitch have you ever been Chuck Nelson'd? Do you wanna be Chuck Nelson'd?
by benzanato May 21, 2011
Get the Chuck Nelson mug.The act of locking your young lady in a Full Nelson wrestling hold whilst ploughing her from behind.
Spot the dog yelped excitedly as Jack made Jane yelp as he plugged her blow hole with a Balls deep Nelson
by MurderousYoric May 26, 2009
Get the Balls deep Nelson mug.An Admiral Nelson is when you fire off your batter cannon in a woman's eye whilst chopping her arm off. This of course is all done in honor of Admiral Horatio Nelson who gave his eye and arm for the glory of the Queen of England and then later died at the Battle of Trafalgar.
Admiral Nelsoner? I hardly know her!
So this girl was totally talking about how great Napoleon was last night so I totally Admiral Nelsoned her to set the record straight.
So this girl was totally talking about how great Napoleon was last night so I totally Admiral Nelsoned her to set the record straight.
by Grandmaster Sugar C Quik Fist August 21, 2009
Get the Admiral Nelson mug.A word, often used in the English Midlands, to describe someone who seems to be almost constantly cold. Often used in conjunction with the word dead (as an adverb).
by BoneBroken October 28, 2009
Get the Nesh mug.Nelphie is a term that originated in Creston, Iowa. It's understood to mean loser, but no one can really give you a concrete definition of what a nelphie is. If you ask, all you will get for a response is simply "You." or "If you have to ask you probably are one." My personal definition for a nelphie is hot topic clothing (bondage pants, shits with stupid sayings), stupid hair cuts (shaved heads except the bangs, mohawks), and listen to mall metal (Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead). Also most nephies don't have jobs and never leave Creston (or the hometown that is partial to your town's nelphies)
Someone that wears bondage pants, a shirt that says "i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you" and is pumped about the new Mudvayne CD is a Nelphie
by kyle August 7, 2004
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