an unofficial wrestling maneuver of unknown origins that consists of one person restraining another by positioning their face in your armpit. Widely considered to be one of the best demoralizing acts that can be performed on a rowdy acquaintance or a younger sibling. The "smelly nelson" could be placed in a similar category as other demoralizing acts such as wedgies, noogies, swirlies, monkey bites, charlie horses, and purple nurples.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods