Negative Swag

The condition of having abnormally low swag.

WOW, Tristan Watson has negative swag. Homeboy tripped kicked out his own feet in the process of whiffing a simple pass.

by /?? February 11, 2009

negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.

There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!

by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001

negaverse

Used in the popular Disney Cartoon Darkwing Duck (1991-1992) in the episode "Life, The Negaverse, And Everything". The Negaverse was an alternate universe in which everything was the reverse of the original world. Darkwing Duck's infamous foil, Negaduck, originated from the Negaverse. The Negaverse is only mentioned once in the series when Darkwing Duck is thrown into a portal to the Negaverse disguised as a birthday cake.

"You idiots! You just threw Darkwing Duck into the Negaverse!" - Negaduck.

"The...WHAT?" - Megavolt.

by Vaporshi November 11, 2006

negative sideburns

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

by the wolf-man April 4, 2009

NegativeKB

NegativeKB is currently #1 on Skycade KitPvP with the goal of reaching 100,000 kills on their server. His ego is high because of his high kill count, every time he kills someone his ego goes up by +1.

He was the best staff no doubt

Random1: Who keeps ruining my Kill Death Ratio?

Random2: it's NegativeKB! He's the best!

by Negggative October 9, 2019

negative dick

a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.

Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."

by TDoc January 12, 2009

Negative Nathan

When your playing an online video game and someone on your team or the other team is consistantly having a negative Kill/Death Ratio, weather it be a friend, or the noob your pawning, or both. As a result in them always being negative you can call them a Negative Nathan. They also usually think they are the shit at the game they are playing, which is most often the opposite. Term works best if your friends name happens to be Nathan.

Dude stop trying so hard at the game and just play you Negative Nathan

by Small Splash August 17, 2009