by DickLips11 September 13, 2020
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The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020
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"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."
by LionsandGophers October 4, 2011
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charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who
Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on her in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world.
Neds is ruled by the sun, the dazzling celestial body that governs life and vitality. Neds is renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. She is dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship. (Fittingly, Neds governs the heart.)
charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who
Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on her in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world.
Neds is ruled by the sun, the dazzling celestial body that governs life and vitality. Neds is renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. She is dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship. (Fittingly, Neds governs the heart.)
Neds is a pretty girl.
by Lili Rowling November 24, 2021
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