nasal spray

When having oral sex with a girl and you cum up each of her nostrils thus giving the effect of nasal spray. Usually enraging the girl and making her snort it straight back out.

Bryce:Yeah i so gave Brittnee a nasal spray last night, she was so pissed.
Josh:Sick, you should seek help man.

by jay-jay johnson March 26, 2008

nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.

"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."

by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

butt napalm

The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.

Man, those Caribbean Jerk wings were awesome, too bad I'm gonna have butt napalm later.

by Glazzy November 19, 2006

nabaloubybouyakaier

if you can pronouce this word your penis is the size of a wallnut

im not reading it

nabaloubybouyakaier

by sarault000000000 December 15, 2010

Nasal Typing

When you type with your nose. A way to really slowly type for no reason. You usually make heaps of typos.

this sentence has been nasal typed - me

Sob uhas rthyisn onhe - everyone else

The two ranks of Nasal Typing

by I wrote this with my nose. May 10, 2011

nasal analyst

An individual who uses their nose as a multifunctional device. They recognise people or objects by smelling them. They also use their noses to breathe. They can even read text with their nostrils.

I saw this Nasal analyst in the carpet shop, he was sniffing the fabric guide. He actually bought a carpet with his nose!

by TurtleCracker93 January 1, 2014

napalm sweat

Sweat that stings or burns your eyes as a result of mixing with hair products or makeup.

Adam was blinded by napalm sweat but finished the set anyway.

by mymaserati July 9, 2014