Velar Nasal

The sound made in the English words with the ''-ing'' suffix. In most accents this sound is also used in ''sing'', ''ring'', ''morning'',
''bring'', ''bang'', ''song'', ''rung'',''sting'', ''string'',
''greeting'' etc. But in my Scots dialect they are pronounced with a uvular nasal distinct from the velar nasal.

In Scots the ''ng'' sound in ''morning'' is different from the ''ng'' sound in ''morning

by Robert October 8, 2004

the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)

dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!

by earpuller November 22, 2010

Nasal Virgin

Someone who has not had sex through the nasal passages.

Johnny--"Are you a nasal Virgin?"
Mary--"Yep. I don't think anyone isn't."
Johnny--"Yeah, who would want to?"
Mary--"No one."

by FroggyKXW October 24, 2010

nasal glaze

When a man nuts (ejaculates) so hard into a woman's mouth it shoots out of her nose and back onto his balls.

I've got some serious pressure built up baby.......blow your nose so I can get a good nasal glaze

by bonyag January 12, 2008

nasarate

a form of karate that is only known by ninjas and makes your balls explode.

guy 1: dude the other day i fought this ninja and he exploded my balls.
guy 2:That ninja must have done nasarate on you.

by nasia jones May 20, 2010

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Nasal Cumming

When you blow your nasal load on a black chicks back titties.

For example mike blew his nasal load all over Bon,Qui Qui's back tits. A pure session of Nasal Cumming.

by Bon, Qui Qui November 19, 2011