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club name

The name you give to creepy losers who hit on you when you're out on the town with your friends and you don't want to give out your real name.

It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".
Random Douche Bag: "Heyyyy, whazz up, baby?! Yer lookin' fiiiiiner than a new set of snow tires. My name's 'Chance'. Do I have one? Har-Har-Har!!! Seriously, baby...what do they call an angel like you?"

Marie: "Ummm...AMY."

LATER...

Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"

Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."
by Marie16 May 10, 2010
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Is my name Jim?

Is my name Jim? Nah it’s not, but you’re acting like a Jim if you looked this up.
Someone said that they were selling haribos for £2.50.
“Am I buying that, is my name Jim?”
by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018
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Kyle (girls name)

A girl named kyle is an absolute unicorn for a guy to find. They have the personality of your best friend, but the sex appeal of a model. They are hard on the exterior, but soft on the interior. They are loyal, have huge hearts, and although hard to open up, are worth every amount of effort it takes to get there. They also tend to be very sexually explorational. You should never turn down a chance to be with a kyle, and if given the opportunity, appreciate every second of it.
Kyle (girls name): Dude, I cant believe I met a “kyle”! She is like you mixed with my mom and a porn star, all in one! I hit the jackpot!
by Steak and Oreo March 11, 2019
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Kid named Finger

Kid named Finger is the alternate ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad
Teacher: Let's all beat the shit out of Finger
Kid named Finger:
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A pet named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet he made up whilst playing "google feud" who may be a gay bird.
i think i have a pet named steve.
-markiplier
by SuperDiamondDJ June 13, 2018
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Hallowed Be Thy Name

By far my favourite song ever. The 9th and final song on Iron Maiden's hugely successful 3rd album "The Number of the Beast" (1982) At 7:12 it is the longest song on the album, as there are 2 long periods of instrumentals. The song starts off quite slowly, and increases the tempo as the story it tells progresses. It describes a man's thoughts as he is sent to the gallows, the feelings of terror, confusion and realization to the fact that he really is afraid of death, contrary to his belief. The vocals end as the man is executed, followed by a long instrumental section, at the end of which are the man's last words "Hallowed be thy name" Truly an all time classic heavy metal song, from an all time classic heavy metal album, by an all time classic heavy metal band.
Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime,
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time,
Cos at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole,
The sands of time for me are running low,
Running low, ooooh
Yeaaaaaaahh!!!

When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.

Can it be theres some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror,
Is it really the end not some crazy dream.

Somebody please tell me that Im dreaming,
Its not so easy to stop from screaming,
But words escape me when I try to speak.

Tears they flow but why am I crying?
After all I am not afraid of dying,
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone cries from a cell "God be with you"
If there's a God then why has he let me die?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul cos its willing to fly away

Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion.

Yeaaaah yeaaah yeah
Hallowed by thy name
Yeaaaah yeaaah yeah
Hallowed be thy name
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah oooooh
by CandleJack1104 June 28, 2009
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Mimosa (name)

Mimosa is a beautiful girl with gorgeous facial features and a beautiful body. She's caring, funny, smart and pretty and loves easily. She doesn't know her own beauty and doesn't see what everybody else sees: a beautiful person, inside and out. Remember to remind her every day that she's unique, necessary and amazing.
“Wow, Mimosa (name) is so beautiful.”
by loveyourself1301 February 26, 2017
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