Mutterson

The word "Mutterson" means "enhanced mutt" Mutt meaning dog. Mutterson can be used in a good or bad way. Being called a "Big Mutterson" is good, call it a compliment. Being called a "Little Mutterson" Is bad, call it an insult.

"You're such a big Mutterson" "You're a little Mutterson"

by Oniesson June 6, 2022

mutt mitt

Slang for the little plastic baggie you place your hand in when used to pick up your dog’s poop in public places.

My and Foofie never leave home without at least one mutt mitt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

shared mattress

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .

That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?

by 18382 August 24, 2009

Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012

Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017

Ditch Mattress

A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.

Stop being such a ditch mattress.

by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019

Marine Mattress Pad

A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.

“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”

“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”

by Lgodwin35 April 23, 2020