Muslim Amnesia

The phenomenon where a muslim will say "Bismillah" before eating and then a few seconds later will forget they even said it and question themselves if they saif "Bismillah". The muslim will then say "Bismillah Fi Awwalihi Wa Akhirih". Then the process will repeat until they are sure they said "Bismillah" in some form.

-Bismillah
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.

by BosnianBonito June 5, 2023

Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.

She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.

by cheekylads January 13, 2019

cookie muslim

its a phrase and saying of complete randomness and dadaism, its the type of shit davis says when he exists

thats so cookie muslim

by ebajimo August 23, 2022

Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...

Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy

by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023

Muslim

A person who submits to the will of Allah and follows the religion of Islam, meaning peace.

Person A: ISLAMIC EXTREMIST!
Muslim: Yup. I lurve peace. Go around throwing flowers at people, I do.

by Kibzy August 7, 2011

muslindu

a half muslim, half hindu

1: Im Christian.
2: Im hindu and muslim.
1: So your a............. um muslindu.

by 1000000000000000000000 December 9, 2010

Muslican

Person or Persons of Latino or Arabian origin but could be mistaken for either Nationality.

Man, that guy working at the Airport Starbucks is from Guatamala but he looks like a terrorist! He's a Muslican!

by JoanJAsscott April 1, 2011