dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017

musking up

to work up to

"i was just musking up the courage to do that"

by NOT christen December 14, 2003

Musket Shot

To put a small stick like object in and out of your dick hole and cum hard enough to break a window.

Edison did a musket shot and broke his neighbor's window

by edmond383 February 17, 2015

mukith

a very dark person or a person that has burnt skin. when some one calls someone a mukith they are usually Asian (or specifically Bengali ) as the term 'mukith' originated in Bangladesh .

you're a mukith. dark skin Asian Bengali

by sadsafasdgeaghgt November 12, 2016

Black powder musket loader

when your with your girl and you take your dip out put it on your dick and stuff it in her

You pick up some random chick and go to her place or a hotel once you get her going and your gettign it on ask her if shes ever tried the black powder musket loader. "pull out put your dip on your dick and stuff it in her"... don't forget to hold on.

by cali5000 September 20, 2009

the musket

The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"

I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!

by matchstickmen January 27, 2011