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Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.
I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.
by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018
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yellow musket

The boner you get when you have to pee really bad.
"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"

"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
by Theunitologist September 7, 2016
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Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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The Musket

The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.
"Dude, I gave myself The Musket last night and my asshole has never felt cleaner."
by The Toilet Musketeer August 1, 2018
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Deep Throat the Musket

Could mean anything

Committing suicide

Blowing a large dick

Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun

Someone puts a gun in your mouth.

Depends on how you use the definition
I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket

I enjoy deep throating the musket.
by NOS4A2 October 13, 2022
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The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth
Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019
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