Post Midnight Muser

Any of the 10 crazy fans (Katie, Cathryn, Alana, Cal, John, Kent, Jen, Nick, Nicole, & Zina) who stayed after the Strand gig on April 16th, 2004 until well past three in the morning. They chatted it up with Dom and Chris, almost made it into the club with aforementioned, sat near the tires to stay warm, and were served coffee (with *sugarcubes), Hershey's kisses, and crisps by the infamous Tom Kirk. May they never forget the ties that bind them.

Oi! Tom! Remember me? I'm one of that crazy lot that wouldn't leave after Providence! I'm a Post Midnight Muser!

by Istya June 28, 2004

miser

Miser is the most burner riter goin out. He dus panels everyday and neva ceases to amaze people with his skills in graf.

--Fark i juz saw a miser panel!
--Man i see them on like every train ay.
--Yeh tru. He fukn burns!

by Tomo n Ben April 23, 2005

Misery Index

A man who spends all his free time on the internet, trying to pick up girls.

Oh you, you're such a stupid misery index, dont you have any REAL friends?

by Endorphin October 18, 2003

Muddy Misery

the COOLEST hypixel guild ever. it has a cool guild master and it also has MurderSoundsFun (the amazingest person in the entire world). If you ever play hypixel, you should join it!

- Is often referred to as "Muddy"

"Hey did you see that person from Muddy Misery?"

"Yeah they're so good at the game we should dodge them!"

by minecwaftluver69 September 26, 2022

Miserablest

To be unhappy with size of penis

tommy commited suicide as he couldn't handle just how small his penis was as he was the miserablest... (twas small)

by 123abc!@# December 30, 2010

miserly-angel

Where a woman, to the man's arguably limited perspective, seems both SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, such as to induce mental meltdown in the man as a feedback loop he can't process.

-- So he couldn't understand how she was SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, and this is now his major pre-occupation.

-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.

by sukadog May 3, 2011

Meiserstein

meiserly, old man who has managed to save enough money and become very rich. comparable to Scrooge. Meiserstein is what rian wilmeth will slowly progress towards in his older age. known to trick unsuspecting paretns into borrowing large sums of money that they can never pay back, and then taking their youngest male child for sexual services inorder to be repaid.
also see muppet, porro, mupputo

little boy: "no mister meiserstein, my fathers debt to you has been paid off!!, he just needed the money for my momy's operation!!!"

porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?"

by Angelica Willams May 23, 2004