misclue

A lie or method of misleading where one symbolic clue is kept while all other details are omitted. Listeners will then reconstruct the story based on familiar associations with the symbolic detail.

misclue about suicide: "Last night, there were pills scattered on the floor." (Which I happened to knock over.)

misclue about danger: "I found a gun in my house last night that I didn't own." (It was a water gun.)

misclue about sickness: "Sorry I didn't come to work yesterday. I woke up vomiting." (From a hangover.)

by PaleBlueYacht May 13, 2013

Misconception

When a girl has a baby and finds out the father is someone she originally thought it was not. A woman thinks her baby was conceived by someone else.

My friend thought he was the father of her baby, but when the baby was born we found out she had a misconception, because the baby was actually his best fiends.

by Fred Meyer Bear December 1, 2009

Mischelle

A wonderful and sexy woman taht has a great sense of humor. A Mischelle normally likes whiskey a lot. This sometimes leads to a name change of Marsha. Mischelle's are also known for thier love of airplanes and he occasional younger man.

guy1: Dude! Did you see that chick?
guy2: Yeah looks like a total Mischelle, you should talk to her.

by lydbck1 February 2, 2010

facebook misconception

The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.

Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.

Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.

by SMFB July 18, 2011

mischeknarz

etwas das automatisch bei gutem hash am mischefinger, bevorzugt wird allgemein die der daumen, kleben bleibt. Ein Zeichen das der Mischeknarz auch wirklich vorhanden ist,sind die zahlreichen peece rückstände, die sich hartnäckig in den Rillen des Fingerabdrucks ablagern.
Gegenmittel: Feuer an und Daumen drüber, Reste danach gut in Mischung verreiben!

Boah, du hast ja voll den Mischeknarz!
Wo hast du denn mischen gelernt, du hast ja nen derben Mischeknarz!

by Hake January 15, 2005

miscers

Hey miscers,

there's plenty of evidence that god exists,you're just dicks!

I really don't care if you ever get it either.

by God helps those who help themselves. April 16, 2005

misc samurai

Better than the misc ninja, cowboys or pirates, these guitar.com warriors rule the land victorious.

ninja: "you have owned us"

cowboy: "our cool lassos are no match"

Pirates: "We suck, arrrr"

yes, the misc samurai are the best.

by sentinel May 28, 2004