motherducker

iPhone auto-correct fail.

Also happens on many other "smart"phones.

*texting*

Boy: I can't wait to see your vagina pics. It must be so beautiful.

Girl: What? Are you drunk? I certainly don't have any of those pics haha

Boy: *vacation. I mean vacation, not vagina. Damn this motherducker iPhone auto-correct.

Boy: *motherducker

Boy: *motherfucker

by khangster1406 June 9, 2011

ur brother a mother

This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.

John: Ur mom gay
Frank: Ur dad lesbian
John: Ur granny tranny
Frank: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Frank: Ur brother a mother
(Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)

by Soggy Slopster March 16, 2018

mother in law

Simply put, a Bitch

I hate my mother in law.

by Josh Platt December 11, 2003

mother of god

If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'

MOTHER OF GOD!... (said a man after seeing a 24 foot pussy with legs walking towards him)

by Nick November 9, 2004

Adios Mother Fucker

A drink containing a very large amount of alcohol. The name supposedly comes from what the bartender could say when he serves you one. Google for recipes. Sometimes abbreviated as AMF.

I think I had a couple of Adios Mother Fuckers last night but I don't remember exactly.

by G. Brandt May 15, 2006

methew

Probably from the same side of your family as your drunkle, your methew is, you got it, on crystal meth! His teeth are falling out and he probably looks older than you do, but hey, he still got an 'A' at chemistry. Unlike your drunkle, he won't throw up under the table. He might blow up the shed out back.

"That was really nice of your family to give that homeless guy some food on Thanksgiving."
"That wasn't a homeless guy. That was my methew."

by Thon Callibrator December 5, 2012

Sweet Mother of God

Words that your neighbour usually says when some hot chick or ferrari passes by.

- Sweet Mother of God, look at that booty!

by some1important November 16, 2014