Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Moss

the name of a person who will do anything simply for the aesthetic. she is super awkward, but in a comfortable way that just makes being around her fun. She is the person you will go to for fashion advice, and you will not be dissapointed. Really open minded and accepting. Once you get to know her you cant hate her.

“oh look its moss!”
“she let me borrow her sweater the other day!”

by never the thirdwheel June 28, 2021

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

moss + faye

the best couple possibly ever!!! moss loves faye very much and faye loves moss !! they will work out well together and life will be good

" moss + faye? oh yeah. they are the perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 13, 2023

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is

Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food…

by homo_simpson February 28, 2025

Moss

The best most awesome person in the world they are so cool and i love them

human: do you know Moss?
Me:You mean the best person in the world?

by TotallyNotArden May 13, 2022

moss

the most beautiful human ever.

did you hear about moss? they're my favorite!

by moonymagic May 19, 2021