monopodding

The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.

Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.

by 10labattj December 24, 2008

Monopoly Prodigy

The one who has defeated the Monopoly God in her first attempt at playing the game.

The Monopoly Prodigy's friggen dice luck is unbelievable. I'm convinced the game doesn't like my name....

by Monopoly God May 26, 2008

monoterrium

Originating from the English prefix "mono-", meaning lone, and the Albanian word "terr", meaning dark.

A monoterrium is a dark, lonely place. It may also be used in a more common form, as in your house after your wife left. Monoterrium is a word usually expressed in art, music, or poetry.

The corner in his room is that little emo kid's monoterrium.

by Smoof June 12, 2008

Monopoly vendetta

An ongoing conflict or rivalry with another person over a game, or series of games of Monopoly (the real estate trading game).

"Why don't you play Monopoly anymore?"

"Steve and Jane have been in a Monopoly vendetta for six months and I got sick of being put in the middle every time I play"

by squeecakes June 1, 2009

monoprice

What there is a crap ton of ads for on urban dictionary right now

dude, why are there so many monoprice ads on urban dictionary
idk, don't they sell like 3d printers or somthing?
ya

by lightbulb5x April 23, 2019

Monoseatologiphiliaphobia

The fear of people who love studying one legged chairs.

Todd has Monoseatologiphiliaphobia, which is why he stays away from Monoseatologiphiles.

by SiloueOfUlrin November 23, 2019

monophobia

the fear of getting no bitches

you probably suffer from monophobia

by jack pile November 2, 2022