My mans

Someone that is not yours. If you touch him,talk to him, look at him, cough while looking at him, I will kill you don’t try me.

Girl 1: who is that I think he is cute
Me:My mans
Girl 2: I like him
Girl 1: me too
Me: *kills both of them*

by PandaMuffins4Life May 27, 2019

L Mans

Not staying up to watch the movie, instead going to sleep

marcus didnt stay up to watch the movie so hes a L mans

by 42786493 September 9, 2022

mansard

a disagreeable, conniving, malodorous, spurious and/or illegitimate person. cf bastard.

Eric Romer is perhaps the most magnificent mansard in the greater Miami Valley region. -- W.B. Yeats

by d-cup April 22, 2004

fat mans charm

A man with a gut so perfect and round ladies are drawn and want to touch just like Buddha.

Jim's fat mans charm got him laid again.

by bad2tone2 September 10, 2003

The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.

Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014

mans dere

I would be happy to attend

'You out tonight?'

'Mans dere'

by Oldfella May 11, 2017