Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012

cheesy mittens

When you finger bang a chick with a yeast infection

Did you hear that hoe lasagna gave orangejello cheesy mittens

by kirk lazarus April 23, 2015

Wicked Mittens

Sick, awesome, with the sauce

Those shades are wicked mittens my guy.

by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013

Cocoa Murder mittens

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022

Misten

A female who is sweet and kind in their demeanor. One who possess a large kind heart, trustworty and very trusting of others even before they are deserving of it. Practically perfect with only the minimal flaws.

Misten is such a kind and sweet woman....or....Aww she's such a Misten.

by Colmie-Claus December 16, 2019