Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
by blinddolphin April 8, 2011
Get the Mind Strokemug. 1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.
2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.
2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.
1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.
by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014
Get the mind deadmug. When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard
2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?
1:...yup
2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?
1:...yup
by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010
Get the Mind Meatmug. closed-minded person: Rock sucks because it doesn't sound as cool as rap.
open-minded person: Rock isn't something i care for.
open-minded person: Rock isn't something i care for.
by Animeman64 September 4, 2008
Get the closed-mindedmug. Used primarily on dating and hook-up apps/sites it denotes that the profile owner is open to the use of illicit drugs, chemsex and/or PnP sessions by adding it into there profile header, introduction or any place where the user can enter text.
I work hard and I play even harder and I am very open minded. I’m looking for hung, toned or muscled guys and who are also open minded, for long play sessions.
by DefinitiveME March 16, 2019
Get the Open mindedmug. A common mental state of humankind, which was first presented by Dr. Po. The theory says that if one is once under criticism or receives words of humiliation, he or she may well turn the words back or inflict something harsh upon others in the same way, or even much severer. This kind of mind at the moment is defined as "mind of retaliation."
Gerry the fatty ridiculed Andy as a pig; without a doubt, that was just mind of retaliation.
Mind of retaliation is a state that everyone may go through, we had better keep calm and try not to be swayed while hearing some insulting words toward ourselves.
Mind of retaliation is a state that everyone may go through, we had better keep calm and try not to be swayed while hearing some insulting words toward ourselves.
by X.P.Lin February 6, 2014
Get the mind of retaliationmug. This book is pure mind candy.
The screenwriter's adaptation of John Le Carré is pure mind-candy for grown-ups.
The screenwriter's adaptation of John Le Carré is pure mind-candy for grown-ups.
by planspark November 3, 2008
Get the mind candymug.