by Milk Moustache January 19, 2009

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

by @sushi.milk February 28, 2019

Semen, Sperm, etc.
Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) February 22, 2021

the substance that comes from your balls
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010
